Showing posts with label NBA Offseason. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NBA Offseason. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

White men can't dunk? Thats not what Dwight thinks

According to an interview with JJ Redick that apparently Dwight Howard says that our boy JJ is a TOP 3 white guy dunker.





You know what? I wouldn't know. Not once have I seen JJ dunk during an NBA game and the closest dunk picture I could find is a screen cap of him dunking during his college days.




The guy is 6'4 with a 6'2 wing span. thats a -2 inches not to mention he doesn't have a crazy vertical jump either. Just looking at the picture, he seems like he's having a hard time dunking that ball. It's alright, at least theres proof that he CAN dunk, it's better than most people (like me) whose only 5'8 and most likely have a negative wingspan and has a whopping 2-3 inch vertical leap.

Credits: Orlando Sentinel and Zach McCann for the OS link.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Remember this guy?



Yeah thats Tracy McGrady, I hope despite his injury riddled career you still remember the guy? This dude used to be a 2x scoring champion in 03' and '04, a 7x NBA all star. He used to be great and well I still think he is. Remember when he scored 13 pts in 33 seconds? Yeah we all know thats a classic. If you haven't seen it yet then well enjoy.




Is he a HOF? You know what, everybody has their own opinion and my opinion says, he is.


Monday, September 20, 2010

Offseason randomness starring Carmelo Anthony

I must admit, this year NBA off season must be one the most craziest. Lets give a short recap:

1. The 3 musketeers joining one team a.k.a Miami Heats Tripod of power (or disaster whichever you prefer).
2. Chris Paul demanding for a trade. (that went nowhere)
3. Dan Gilberts break up letter to Lebron. (Which is nowhere to be found anymore.)
4. The burning of LeBron's jersey in Cleveland
5. Team USA finally winning gold in the FIBA World Championship since 1994
5. And the most recent one: Carmelo Anthony Demanding for a trade.

Which by the way brings me to this Classic Carmelo Anthony video




If you've watched the 2010 NBA playoffs, then I am pretty sure you've got your share of laughs. Oh hey carmelo instead of asking for a trade to the Knicks or Bulls why not ask for a trade in utah? I mean they were playing this commercial during the 2010 playoffs against Utah IN Utah home.

Anyways I now leave you with a spoof of the commercial starring NBA's comedic bigman Kyrylo Fesenko. (you're not the only one who is special carmelo.)


Tuesday, August 10, 2010

The King is watching, and making a mental list.


So about 4:49 pm PST LeBron James twitted:

"Don't think for one minute that I haven't been taking mental notes of everyone taking shots at me this summer. And I mean everyone!"

Ooohh guys be scared, the "King" is watching every bashing, every hateful comments, every diss and taking a MENTAL NOTE of everybody. Thats pretty crazy considering there is at aleast over 100,000 people dissing Lebron.

Oh hey bron bron just so you know, what you just said is such an empty threat. What are you going to do? Sue us all?

You make me laugh. I lied, not really

this one for you bud


Monday, August 9, 2010

First Dates





Ah the first date, one of the most memorable moments that will probably stick with you for a long time. Actually okay maybe not, that would only apply to most people and not all. Apparently I can't remember my first dates because it probably was something boring as hell like movies -> dinner -> home. I'm not exactly the most exciting person out you'll meet you know.

Anyways enough about me, lets talk about our favorite person to talk about. Who is it? Well heres a clue, about a month ago he was the most loved NBA player and in an instant he became the most hated player to this day and age. Especially those folks in cleveland, fans burning his jersey and Dan Gilberts hilarious comic sans of rage letter. Yes it is none other than LeBron James.

I recently came across this article about his Long time girlfriend Savannah Brinson, the article really didn't interest me at all. I mean come on, it's about LBJ's long time GF talking about how she doesn't like LBJ playing in miami. So as lazy as I am, I skimmed through the article and something apparently caught my attention... Yep you guessed it, it's a paragraph about their first date.

Now at this moment, my twitter have been updating like crazy because of this. Apparently there are some that are against or rather doesn't agree on the place they went to for their first date. Apparently LBJ brought her long time GF to Outback Steakhouse.

Now now now, before anybody says anything, you have to think that this was about 10 years ago. Lebron James at the time was not making millions, he was prolly around the age of 16-17 years old. The guy probably didn't even have enough money to buy condoms, and apparently in my opinion Outback has one of those crazy deal coupons that is most likely unbeatable. If you're a teen who probably don't have money to spend for dates then yes outback would be the way to go.

Yeah sure there are others who have deals like lets say, Applebees (disgusting), Chilis, Olive Garden etc but come on, you got to know that they also lived in Akron Ohio. So yes, I give you LBJ props for having a good first date. I still don't like you though lol

Now if anybody else reading this, I leave you with a question, If you were a teenager with no money where would your first date would be? My answer to that? Hell you'd even lucky to even score a Mc Donalds Cheeseburger from me, it's 7-11 for you my dear.

I keed you :)........ maybe