Monday, October 4, 2010

Too much means, excessive... duh



When Stan Van Gundy said "ESPN is like 'All (Miami) Heat, all the time'", he wasn't kidding. ESPN will roll out an in depth editorial coverage called "The Heat Index".

As an Orlando Magic fan, this makes me REALLY bitter. Why doesn't ESPN have this kind of coverage for other teams? Lakers have been in the finals 3 times out of 3 seasons winning 2 of them, Orlando is a force to be reckoned with in the east not to mention the aged Boston Celtics.

Even with all this bitterness, ESPN runs a business and in all fairness the Miami Heat is the hottest piece of news in the NBA at the moment with the 3 of the Top 10 players playing for the same team. People will read it, people will share the story and for ESPN? Well this is what they do and this is what ESPN is for so stop hating. 

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Look who finally got his own skittles machine

The Candy man Lamar Odom finally gets his own Skittles Vending machine.




The man eats candy for breakfast, plays well if he eats candy, the man has an obsession with candy. If you were to ask me, I'd say every time he goes to the restroom he PROBABLY shits rainbow. 

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

White men can't dunk? Thats not what Dwight thinks

According to an interview with JJ Redick that apparently Dwight Howard says that our boy JJ is a TOP 3 white guy dunker.





You know what? I wouldn't know. Not once have I seen JJ dunk during an NBA game and the closest dunk picture I could find is a screen cap of him dunking during his college days.




The guy is 6'4 with a 6'2 wing span. thats a -2 inches not to mention he doesn't have a crazy vertical jump either. Just looking at the picture, he seems like he's having a hard time dunking that ball. It's alright, at least theres proof that he CAN dunk, it's better than most people (like me) whose only 5'8 and most likely have a negative wingspan and has a whopping 2-3 inch vertical leap.

Credits: Orlando Sentinel and Zach McCann for the OS link.

Kevin Garnett is a ball of energy

Kevin Garnett is a passionate person, he'll yell at you during a game, he'll yell at you while injured at the sidelines, he'll yell at you while you're in the game, hell he'll even yell at walls and posts. If he had a chance, he'd probably yell at your grandma too. So whats wrong in yelling during Media Day? Nothing, because Rajon Rondo doesn't think anything is wrong.... or so I would think

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Remember this guy?



Yeah thats Tracy McGrady, I hope despite his injury riddled career you still remember the guy? This dude used to be a 2x scoring champion in 03' and '04, a 7x NBA all star. He used to be great and well I still think he is. Remember when he scored 13 pts in 33 seconds? Yeah we all know thats a classic. If you haven't seen it yet then well enjoy.




Is he a HOF? You know what, everybody has their own opinion and my opinion says, he is.


Monday, September 20, 2010

Offseason randomness starring Carmelo Anthony

I must admit, this year NBA off season must be one the most craziest. Lets give a short recap:

1. The 3 musketeers joining one team a.k.a Miami Heats Tripod of power (or disaster whichever you prefer).
2. Chris Paul demanding for a trade. (that went nowhere)
3. Dan Gilberts break up letter to Lebron. (Which is nowhere to be found anymore.)
4. The burning of LeBron's jersey in Cleveland
5. Team USA finally winning gold in the FIBA World Championship since 1994
5. And the most recent one: Carmelo Anthony Demanding for a trade.

Which by the way brings me to this Classic Carmelo Anthony video




If you've watched the 2010 NBA playoffs, then I am pretty sure you've got your share of laughs. Oh hey carmelo instead of asking for a trade to the Knicks or Bulls why not ask for a trade in utah? I mean they were playing this commercial during the 2010 playoffs against Utah IN Utah home.

Anyways I now leave you with a spoof of the commercial starring NBA's comedic bigman Kyrylo Fesenko. (you're not the only one who is special carmelo.)


Monday, August 30, 2010

YO PAUSE!!

Introducing star Point Guard of the Milwaukee Bucks Brandonnnnnn Jennnnnnninggggggggggggggs




To all the haters, the homie  keepin it real.