Too much means, excessive... duh

When Stan Van Gundy said "ESPN is like 'All (Miami) Heat, all the time'", he wasn't kidding. ESPN will roll out an in depth editorial coverage called "The Heat Index".

As an Orlando Magic fan, this makes me REALLY bitter. Why doesn't ESPN have this kind of coverage for other teams? Lakers have been in the finals 3 times out of 3 seasons winning 2 of them, Orlando is a force to be reckoned with in the east not to mention the aged Boston Celtics.

Even with all this bitterness, ESPN runs a business and in all fairness the Miami Heat is the hottest piece of news in the NBA at the moment with the 3 of the Top 10 players playing for the same team. People will read it, people will share the story and for ESPN? Well this is what they do and this is what ESPN is for so stop hating. 

The King is watching, and making a mental list.

So about 4:49 pm PST LeBron James twitted:

"Don't think for one minute that I haven't been taking mental notes of everyone taking shots at me this summer. And I mean everyone!"

Ooohh guys be scared, the "King" is watching every bashing, every hateful comments, every diss and taking a MENTAL NOTE of everybody. Thats pretty crazy considering there is at aleast over 100,000 people dissing Lebron.

Oh hey bron bron just so you know, what you just said is such an empty threat. What are you going to do? Sue us all?

You make me laugh. I lied, not really

this one for you bud

First Dates

Ah the first date, one of the most memorable moments that will probably stick with you for a long time. Actually okay maybe not, that would only apply to most people and not all. Apparently I can't remember my first dates because it probably was something boring as hell like movies -> dinner -> home. I'm not exactly the most exciting person out you'll meet you know.

Anyways enough about me, lets talk about our favorite person to talk about. Who is it? Well heres a clue, about a month ago he was the most loved NBA player and in an instant he became the most hated player to this day and age. Especially those folks in cleveland, fans burning his jersey and Dan Gilberts hilarious comic sans of rage letter. Yes it is none other than LeBron James.

I recently came across this article about his Long time girlfriend Savannah Brinson, the article really didn't interest me at all. I mean come on, it's about LBJ's long time GF talking about how she doesn't like LBJ playing in miami. So as lazy as I am, I skimmed through the article and something apparently caught my attention... Yep you guessed it, it's a paragraph about their first date.

Now at this moment, my twitter have been updating like crazy because of this. Apparently there are some that are against or rather doesn't agree on the place they went to for their first date. Apparently LBJ brought her long time GF to Outback Steakhouse.

Now now now, before anybody says anything, you have to think that this was about 10 years ago. Lebron James at the time was not making millions, he was prolly around the age of 16-17 years old. The guy probably didn't even have enough money to buy condoms, and apparently in my opinion Outback has one of those crazy deal coupons that is most likely unbeatable. If you're a teen who probably don't have money to spend for dates then yes outback would be the way to go.

Yeah sure there are others who have deals like lets say, Applebees (disgusting), Chilis, Olive Garden etc but come on, you got to know that they also lived in Akron Ohio. So yes, I give you LBJ props for having a good first date. I still don't like you though lol

Now if anybody else reading this, I leave you with a question, If you were a teenager with no money where would your first date would be? My answer to that? Hell you'd even lucky to even score a Mc Donalds Cheeseburger from me, it's 7-11 for you my dear.

I keed you :)........ maybe

Southbeach bringin' the HEAT, uh

Party in the city where the HEAT is on

All night on the beach till the break of dawn

Welcome to Miami (bienvenido a miami)

Bouncing in the club where the HEAT is on

All night on the beach till the break of dawn

I'm going to Miami

That’s what LeBron James was probably singing when he made his career decision to go and play with Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh. Yup you heard it right, he’s joining the Miami Heat to build an empire. To better visualize on how it’s going to be here is a picture I made (I can only use MS paint, photoshop is too complicated) to give you guys a better understanding on what kind of trio they would become.

Some people on twitter already gave them nicknames such as "Miami Thrice", "Miami Power Rangers", "Miami cHEAT", "Miami 3:16"(Wade wearing #3, Bosh wearing #1 Bron wearing #6) and others that I can't remember even if my life depended on it.

So what does it mean for the Heat? Well it definitely means lots of championships in the upcoming seasons. They'll definitely be the team to beat in the east. What does this mean for my Orlando Magic? harder competition in the southeast division. If Orlando wants to win the chip, definitely this year should be the year. Then again with all the moves Pat Riley is doing, they might already start their Championship run this year... Only time will tell, yes I know that was pretty cliché.

Lebron James finally made a decision

No it's not about the free agency, (god if I had to take a shot of soju for every mention of "Free Agency" and "LeBron James" I'd probably be in the hospital for alcohol poisoning.) he finally made a twitter account. According to a CNN article his publicist Keith Estabrook confirmed that it was indeed LBJ who made the account.

My top guesses on his first tweet

1. What's for lunch

2. I'm resigning with the Cleveland Cavaliers GOTCHA!

3. Oh hey you remember that dance I did during the blow out game in... pause

4. What's for dinner

5. Done with gym

6. Sorry @ChrisBosh I'm not playing with you, I rather play with @amareisreal

7. @ChrisBosh would I look cute if I grew out my hair and braid it??

8. @the_real_shaq why do you have more followers than me? I own the media and the world.

Apparently none of guesses are right and here is his first tweet:

"Hello World, the Real King James is in the Building "Finally". My Brother @oneandonlycp3 gas'd me up to jump on board so I'm here. Haaaa"

Oh well can you please give us an answer now on where you will be playing? Oh and yes people did give you the nickname "King" but really? really Lebron? Wooo damn you need to pop that ego really quick, just a suggestion.